"Earth's Mightiest Heroes" should get Earth's greatest actors... but then the world would implode. Along with my testes.

The Avengers is easily my favourite comic book series/superhero group. Thus, I have been eagerly waiting for a studio to pick up my screenplay for the Avengers film for years. Sadly, this has yet to happen, but the next best thing is going to happen come 2012. While no one can ever write an Avengers screenplay as well as I, I firmly believe that Joss Whedon will do a great job. Mainly because he has written one of my favourite movies of all time (many people will argue otherwise), Titan A.E. He's also written the script(s)/screenplay for Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Toy Story and one episode of Glee (Dream On). But for a big shot film like this, script isn't everything. One would need the perfect cast to support the faces of the Avengers. My dream cast (decided solely on looks and opinion) would go as follows: RDJr (Iron Man), Adrien Brody or Anton Yelchin OR Ewan McGregor (the Hulk/Bruce Banner), Patrick Wilson (Captain America), [Dream]Dolph Lundgren or [Reality] Karl Urban (Thor), Tommy Lee Jones (Nick Fury), James McAvoy (Loki), Kellan Lutz or Ethan Hawke (Hawkeye). As far as the chosen cast for the actual film, I am pretty much fine with every choice except for Mark Ruffalo as the Hulk/Bruce Banner. Mark Ruffalo is a fine actor an all, but I can't picture him in this role and am curious to see what he does with it. Anyway, there you go. For better or worse, the Avengers film is coming and I certainly have high hopes for it.

Dear god... April 19, 2011 - Skynet goes fully self-aware. This is gonna be my final birthday. And your last day to celebrate my birthday.

This year, I won't be celebrating my birthday on April 21, 2011. Instead, I will be awaiting Judgement day as predicted in the Terminator. That day, Kyle Reese will witness nuclear missiles being launched while playing baseball. But seriously, people need to get lives instead of creating entire alternate worlds according to a movie... now that I made that claim, I must also say that it's awesome that my birthday has some significance in the Terminator world and that I totally respect the people who do these fan fiction sort of stuff. Or well, not fiction to those people, but a fanality (Fan + Reality). I just realized that word I created has the word "Anal" in it and I giggle, not going to lie. But that's besides the point. As a nerd, I am completely thrilled to have my birthday lie on such an important day in human history. Take care everybody, enjoy the 247 days you have left. Thanks for the sweet birthday gift, nerds.

http://terminator.wikia.com/wiki/2011/04/21

Where the hell is my white backdrop?

So I've recently made the switch from PC to Mac. And by recent, I mean a matter of about two days. As far as I can tell, this is easily the fastest, easiest and prettiest machine I have ever handled (17" Macbook Pro, i7). Granted, it is also the most expensive machine I've ever used (2500+), it is definitely worth the expenditure if you can afford it. As far as my PC vs Mac biases lie as of now, budget-wise, PCs are a better choice in general whereas Macs are on the farthest reach of computer price ranges. However, they do make up in quality what they lack in frugality. So all in all, if you can afford to drop the money, Mac is where it's at. In other Mac news; apparently while Justin Long advocates Macs being greater than PCs, Matt Damon advocates the iPhone 4's ability to have cellular conversations with deaf girlfriends. Seriously check out the commercial, he looks like Matt Damon. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yatSAEqNL7k). That is all.

Another Clear Example of the Technological Majesty that is the Internet

"That isn't yogurt, it's mayonnaise" - Hugh Grant

Runescape. (http://www.runescape.com) A massively online game whose main audience are either youthful, prepubescent young kids or sad, lonely older people. Deciding to take advantage of the latter group, I created a female entity in the game and name her "Catholicgrl5", and have Cody pimp me out. I approached one gentleman in Varrock's city centre who was interested in having cyber for gold. I insisted that he give me some gold now to make sure I don't get played, and he'll give me more after. I promised him I'd show lady parts... and he gave me 5000 gold. I sent him Cody's email because he was the one who was prepared to bare skin. The following is the conversation between (Victim: Cody) and (Catholicgrl5: Cody R). It was simply a strange coincidence that the guy's name was also Cody... which made Cody change his MSN name to Catholicgrl5.
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(Mark) Cody. says (1:40 AM):
*heyyyy
*your on runescape right ? hahah
*
Cody. just sent you a nudge.
*
Cody. says (1:42 AM):
*cam now or what ?
*;)

(Accomplice) Catholicgrl5 says (1:42 AM):
*heeey, sorry

Cody. says (1:42 AM):
*sorry for what ? haha
*just go on cam now :) like you said

Catholicgrl5 says (1:42 AM):
*I was just adjusting my computer :)
*it took a second, so sorry!!

Cody. says (1:43 AM):
*its ok haha

Catholicgrl5 says (1:43 AM):
*just give me a minute to get ready cutie ;)

Cody. says (1:43 AM):
*alritey welll hurrrry ;)

Catholicgrl5 says (1:45 AM):
*Is that really your tattoo?

Cody. says (1:45 AM):
*yesss it is :) well one of them
*

* Cody. is inviting you to start sending webcam. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
*

Cody. says (1:47 AM):
*huurrrryyyyy;) :)

Catholicgrl5 says (1:47 AM):
*sooorrry, I'm trying to look good!!! :)

Cody. says (1:47 AM):
*youll look good anyways.

Catholicgrl5 says (1:48 AM):
*you're sweet, I hope you think so

Cody. says (1:48 AM):
*i bet you willl :)

Cody. says (1:49 AM):
*yourrr gonna be hot the way you are
*

* Messenger is not available right now. Please try again later. (0x8ac70202)
*

Cody. says (1:49 AM):
*just go on ;)
*

* Starting a Video Call with Cody. ...
End call (Alt+Q)
*

* Cody. is not answering.
*

* You have invited Cody. to start viewing webcam. Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the pending invitation.
*

* Cody. has declined your invitation to start viewing webcam.
*

Cody. says (1:50 AM):
*not video call lol just accept the cam i sent you ;)

Catholicgrl5 says (1:51 AM):
*i did! send it again :)
*

* Cody. is inviting you to start sending webcam. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
*

* You have accepted the invitation to start sending webcam.
*

Cody. says (1:51 AM):
*there click accept

*[This is where real Cody began to flash victim Cody with his testicle, butt and other unmentionables on live webcam]*

Cody. says (1:52 AM):
*fuccck offf
*

* The webcam session has ended.
*

Cody. says (1:53 AM):
*not even a girl you faggetttt

Catholicgrl5 says (1:54 AM):
*you said I would be hot the way I was :(

Cody. says (1:54 AM):
*ya but i thought you were a girl..............

Catholicgrl5 says (1:54 AM):
*and I thought you cared about me..

Cody. says (1:55 AM):
*well if you were a girl... not some fagget

Catholicgrl5 says (1:55 AM):
*I can change.. for you

Cody. says (1:55 AM):
*your a guy for fuck sakes

Catholicgrl5 says (2:04 AM):
*I'm sorry!! give me another chance??

Cody. says (2:05 AM):
*uhmmm your a guy though ?

Catholicgrl5 says (2:05 AM):
*..and?

Cody. says (2:05 AM):
*im not gay
*fagget

Catholicgrl5 says (2:06 AM):
*I'll wear a wig
*anything for you

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Since its conception, the internet has quickly become the resulting rape-baby of the ideas and exploitation of millions upon billions of users. And so here we are, with my resulting generation. The generation that has been brought up by the wonder and perversion that is the connection of computers via internet. The generation that has invented blogging, vlogging, and any other type of digital medium that allows people to make disgusting amounts of money by sitting at home on their (Probably Mac-run, because it's awfully trendy at the moment) computers and simply voicing their opinion avant-garde. The internet seemingly eliminates the need for travel, formal education, live entertainment, postal service, transportation, parenting, friendship, speech, sexual interaction and a whole lot of other shit that makes human beings human. Damnit, I'm starting to rant.

Blogging virginity lost... but not really.

"It's about as safe as barebacking a five-dollar hooker" - Willem Dafoe

Like that cute, quiet girl you met at a library, at first glance, it is completely justifiable to assume that this is my first time. But, like that girl, I have done this at least once before (http://sangalicious.blogspot.com/) . And maybe a few times that I cannot recall. However, unlike that very same slutty, disease-ridden whorebag, you can be assured that you will not catch anything from this blog. Except maybe a heightened sense of stupidity. Or a raised sense of intellect. Whatever your case is, I honestly do not care. Here, you can listen to me rant, bitch, complain and take pride in myself. So sit back, relax, and enjoy your stay in me.